Below are the 16 most recent journal entries recorded in Laurel and Anita's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006
5:52 pm	i.wish.emily.had.a.vibrator.that.i.could.use.as.a.neck.massager.right.now i.think.i.slept.funny.and.my.neck.is.really.sore. fuck,i,guess.if.i'm.wishing.for.stuff.anyways.i.might.as.well.just.wish.for.a regular.neck.massager.because.that.wouldn't.be.as.weird...but.also.not. as....sexy. (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 7th, 2005
3:17 pm	why grouphug? why? "When I worked in a petrol station I used to put coins under my foreskin for an hour or so and then give the coins out in change to the customers" holy shit, i just threw up eight times in a row. Current Music: xavier rudd - let me be (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005
9:44 pm	since it's supposed to be raining for the next couple days... there may be no sun but you can still have a little fun. Who wants to play 20 questions? Current Mood: horny Current Music: Art Attack with Neil Buchanan (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 24th, 2005
9:52 pm	i wanna play a game. i write a wish and someone grants it with a negative twist, and writes their own wish and the next persn does it to theirs. for emaple. i wish for a pet monkey... ...granted but it's not house broken and it shits all over your furniture. i wish i could be on an amusment park ride right now. Current Mood: high Current Music: jamie cullum (19 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 17th, 2005
2:05 pm	count chocula and friends kai's, jordan's and my night...we got a cat. (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, February 6th, 2005
10:58 am	let's freestyle. Current Music: david gray - sail away (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005
12:05 pm	25 songs fockers... Step 1: Put your (winamp, itunes, etc.) on random. Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play. Step 3: Post and let everyone guess what song the lines come from. Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly. ( Hmm...sounds easy enough ) And no cheating, you pieces of crap.(that's just for the cheaters) PS. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 24th, 2005
3:26 pm	Emily, Jordan, Iain and Travis! What do you guys say to this: http://www.house-rent.com/ it's the first house under the Ottawa setting, 410 Third ave fockers! thanks emily for finding this goodie. PS. Current Mood: excited Current Music: the eels - ps you rock my world (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 17th, 2005
2:03 pm	Who gets jokes? a man went into a pet shop to buy a pet...to cut a long story short, he bought a centipede. the man was very excited about showing off his new friend in public. he took the centipede, along with its little house and decided later that day to go down to the pub.. 'hey little fella do you fancy comin for a drink with me?' he whispers thru the little house.. No answer.... 'hellooo, come for a drink with me, im goin down to the pub..' still no answer........... 'hey you little bastard come for a drink with me down to the pub!' finally the centipede answered. 'For fucks sake wait. im putting my shoes on!' (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 9th, 2004
3:52 pm	Wow the gods are really pissing down on this place. While walking to class today a car splashed me, the good news is that I was already soaked so really it did nothing...Sucker! Also, this really nice lady that was driving right behind him/her offered me a ride, but I didn't want to get her seat all wet so I just said thanks and walked. But thanks lady, you're are too nice. I got to class only to stand in the hall because it was so full there were about 10 people just standing in the hall listening. Either my hearing is failing me, because I couldn't hear shit, or these people were just pretending they could hear what was going on inside. I stayed about 10 minutes. Good news is that the class is on television tomorrow at One in the pm. Works for me. So I walked back home to good old Third Ave., my clothes weighed about 10 pounds, that's 22.046 kg for those of you who are curious. But there is good news to this too... > Does anyone remember that episode of DBZ when Goku goes to train on King Kai's planet where the gravity is 10 times Earth's gravity and it makes him really strong? Well needless to say I am now a POWERFUL FIGHTING MACHINE! Beware people of Earth, Anita (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 28th, 2004
6:01 pm	Wow. By the beginning of next week everyone will be together again. Reunited. If this isn't love then I don't know what is... Love always, Anita We should have some type of "back together" theme party. Suggestions for theme's are more than welcome. PS. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 9th, 2004
12:48 am	It's been a while... Well I need to confess something. In res I peed in the shower on more than one occasion, not THAT many times but it has happened. So to Laurel (shout outs to you my friend PS), Jen, Jesse and any unfortunate soul who has had the displeasure of showering at our place. Now you know. Also I am not ashamed of this and I would probably do it again. Birds of a feather flock together, Anita (20 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 9th, 2003
10:58 pm	Sometimes you just have to let those hard to reach chips go So life is pretty awesome these days. nothing ever happens to us. well nothing ever happens to me, nothing awesome. exept for the fact that i have hot hands. life just seems to be going around in circles. go to school, don't do so good cause i'm lazy. feel bad about it, and get over it in a day cause i don't care. what has this world come to, why have i gotten to this point in my life when nothing matters. maybe after i play at the spill and embarass myself in front of all my friends i'll figure out my purpose in life. or something like that. Current Music: great big sea- it's the end of the world (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2003
7:37 pm	Nothing Better to do So exams are coming up. Boy are they coming fast, and what are we doing? yep, not studying. Weekend was awesome. Anita got super hammed, Brandon's brother came down on the weekend and Anita showed him the art of beer bongs. It was a joyus occasion. Laurel went home and it was awesome and her life is complete, well almost. Shit happens and doesn't happen. You know how it is. School is crap, yesterday was the last day of classes and we failed to attend any of them. And now we are here, doing nothing. trying to study but not getting so far. We got a new roomie this weekend, she's awesome. definately better then rose, damn rose. Fielding is here until thursday, so jen will be happy the next few days. She's always mad and sleeping with her eyes open and stuff, so she'll calm down over the next couple days. Life is wierd right now. Current Mood: spent Current Music: Sirens - String Cheese Incident (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 26th, 2003
9:40 pm	YOU ARE A LONER Lastnight we watched Memento. . . it was super awesome. Only it was so intense that we had to take a break. During our break Marc and Travis (from Blink 182) came over to visit. Marc screwed around with Anita's alarm clock, and she missed class today because of it. Damn dirty ape kid. Jen is the awesomest roommate ever. Today at 11:47am she woke Laurel up so that she could do her homework, and hand it in *ON TIME* Only when she finally got up she took a break right away to watch Saved By the Bell. It's really a sad thing when you realize that something you used to love so much is so bad. Like SBTB. Today was a hard day for Laurel because she realized that she can no longer live in the 80's and marry Zack Morris, cause he's married to Kelly.tear. we can't finish the journal. . . were so sad that we have a journal. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 25th, 2003
10:32 pm	And on the 7th day God said. . . "Let there be roommates!" Day one of live journal. . . we are so equally excited about having a live journal because we are roommates and we get excited about the same things. Today was an awesome day, the awesomest day ever. Once upon a rainy tuesday morning, we watched the 25th hour and it was awesome. . .a great way to start the day. After this memorable experience we fell asleep. (spooning) Laurel had to get up at 8:06 because she has class at 8:30. SO she went, and handed in her not live journal - late- no marks were deducted, and no lies were told. AWESOME! When she returned to her pad, Anita was still asleep. On any other given tuesday Laurel goes right to sleep after going to class but today she couldn't seem to sleep. So she went to go watch tv in Jen's room cause Jen usually has class at 10:00 only Jen was still knocked out in bed. So she decided to go back to bed and try to sleep anyways. Success!! 1:00 pm Jen enters our groovy pad to watch us sleep. After staring for a long time we finally feel her eyes on us and awake - in fear. "HEY YOU GUYS BETTER COME GET LUNCH BEFORE WE GO TO CLASS, BITCHES." yelled Jen. So we went because we fear her. Laurel showered, and Anita stayed smelly. On our way to lunch we knocked on Marc and Travis' door, and ran away real fast. *but thats the first time we've ever done that* Topic of conversation at lunch - what song should Anita sing in the shower? Choices 1. I will always love you by Whitney Houston 2. I saw the sign by Ace of Base. Winner= Ace of Base. After lunch Jen, Sandra and Laurel ventured to class as Anita strolled home, all alone. When Anita arrived home she decided that her personal hygiene was getting out of hand, so she took a shower. As she was showering the fire alarm went off and she had to go outside in her skivvies. Gotcha!! She put clothes on, and then went outside. After returning from the fire alarm Anita listened to some musak and then went to class. On her way down the hall she decided to see if Marc and Travis were home. . . and then run away real fast. *but thats the first time she's ever done that* Meanwhile. . . in film studies class Jen Laurel and Sharon are watching Psycho, and boy does it suck. All Laurel can think about is how much she misses her roommate. Back in FYSM Anita just can't seem to pay attention because she doesn't know what to do without Laurel. 5:30 pm. . .Anita comes home, we embrace, la vita es bella. We dry our tears and move on, for tomorrow we must part ways again. To be continued. . . Current Mood: mellow Current Music: mase - mo money mo problems ( we can relate) (4 Comments |Comment on this)